I was a bit late (later than usual) for work this morning.
I kept hitting the snooze button....
So I could keep dreaming.....
Because in my dreams, I was married.....
........
.......
To this guy.
(Name one person who wouldn't have done the same thing I did)
But, of course, he could never hold a candle to this guy.
Funny! I bet this guy smells better than the guy in your dreams. Apparently he doesn't wear deodorant -- in Texas. Gross.
ReplyDeleteReally? How Disappointing that's he's not as "perfect" as I thought.
DeleteOh well, as long as he keeps his pits closed he can say whatever he wants...let him recite the alaphabet or count to one million. That voice could melt butter!